• @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    It’s just the perspective. Zelenskyy is actually 80’ tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.

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      34 months ago

      My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think

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        24 months ago

        Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.

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      24 months ago

      Soon he’s gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself