The Picard Maneuver to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 4 months agoWhen the DM tries to make it as obvious as possiblelemmy.worldimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1693arrow-down14
arrow-up1689arrow-down1imageWhen the DM tries to make it as obvious as possiblelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 4 months agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish49•4 months ago“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
minus-squareNeatolinkfedilinkEnglish29•4 months agoGM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•4 months agoPlayer: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1 GM: … GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
minus-squareNeatolinkfedilinkEnglish9•4 months agoI did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•4 months ago“Does a 40 save?” “Look me in the eyes, and tell me: should it?”
“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
GM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: …
GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
I did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.
“Does a 40 save?”
“Look me in the eyes, and tell me: should it?”