• @[email protected]
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      373 months ago

      This interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.

      • YeetPics
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        -33 months ago

        Lol you’re interviewing at a Wendy’s.

        “Options” aren’t exactly something you have a lot of.

        • @[email protected]
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          103 months ago

          Only every other entry level service industry job. It’s not like there’s a ton of those around…

        • @[email protected]
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          33 months ago

          I was giving an example of a polite way to say “fuck off.”

          If I was interviewing with Wendy’s I would be interviewing for VP of logistics, but my skills are better suited for property management, TBH. If I wanted to work for someone else.

    • dactylothecaOP
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      303 months ago

      “I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient.”

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      3 months ago

      Under heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.

    • I Cast Fist
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      33 months ago

      “Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner.”