• MagicShel
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    4 months ago

    Do you think anyone out there is trying it, American Pie-like? With a greasy rubber glove stuck to their junk?

    Because that would be pretty great, too.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Horny teenagers probably did it within minutes.

      Hell.

      Vance probably tried it after a day or two. Probably the first time he hasn’t had any complaints after.