@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 21 hours agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-square71fedilinkarrow-up1378arrow-down118
arrow-up1360arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 21 hours agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink93•21 hours agoWater + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink45•20 hours agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStaticlinkfedilink41•20 hours agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink2•16 minutes agoHe’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed. Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•20 hours agobro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•19 hours agoAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.
Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that