• CameronDev
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        2 months ago

        I guess you’d get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.

        Probably get ants though.

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          2 months ago

          Probably get ants though.

          You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.

          If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?

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            2 months ago

            Wellys?! You sick degenerate fuck. Safe sex with the homies starts and ends with Crocs.

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              2 months ago

              Oh, you’re right. Crocs are much, much easier to wash.

              See, everyone should plan their sexcapades on lemmy, you get very high quality advice.

              Oh, wait, wait, I just thought of something. BRB.