A lot of people are boasting here like “well I just deleted my 15+ year account with quintillion karma.”

I’m not going to delete my account yet (but probably won’t be posting anything on Reddit either). Instead, I came up with a Strange Hobby.

Because password managers are so ubiquitous and easy to use and everyone should use one, I somehow found a complete list of all Reddit throwaway accounts I had over the years. (You know, from back when you could create accounts in seconds and Reddit didn’t make you sign a blood pact or whatever.)

So I’ve been deleting those accounts. There was a pile of them.

And I like to every time I delete an account, a little siren goes off in Reddit HQ and Spez is like “Aaaaagggh! Not another one!”

#RedditMigration