Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.
Insist on doing everything through ‘channels.’ Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
“Make ‘speeches.’ Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your ‘points’ by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate ‘patriotic’ comments.”
That reminds me of something. Standup, Kaban, Retrospective! It’s Agile!
That reminds me of something. Standup, Kaban, Retrospective! It’s Agile!
Hold up, my company has been doing this shit for years…years!!!
Ah, it’s all starting to make sense now. But why would people do such things, when Agile is absolutely not a cult?!