anonymous to Fuck [email protected]English • 1 year agoDid I get the community values right?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1193arrow-down1imageDid I get the community values right?lemmy.worldanonymous to Fuck [email protected]English • 1 year agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish22•1 year agoAre cars in the bible? Has this guy heard of a driver’s license? Obviously isn’t a right at all. Fuck cars! Electric rail everywhere!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoHe’s using the new modem Bible. It’s the, ‘My God given right!’ Edition. So for example Genesis. Exodus. Leviticus. and Numbers… Just not applicable in today’s world… So instead replaced with Ford, Chevy, Buick, and Cadillac. Then it really starts to pop off later were they replaced Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John with Remington, Winchester, Smith and Wesson.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agohttps://www.newsweek.com/evangelicals-rejecting-jesus-teachings-liberal-talking-points-pastor-1818706
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year ago… Fucken eh, I was just taking the piss, I had not expected I managed to somewhat guess it right… Christians reject Jesus… How do you call yourselves Christians still!?! How!?
minus-squareanonymousOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoI’m not religious or anything, but they should add some product placement to the Bible. “Today’s church service is brought to my Dunkin’”
Are cars in the bible? Has this guy heard of a driver’s license? Obviously isn’t a right at all. Fuck cars! Electric rail everywhere!
He’s using the new modem Bible. It’s the, ‘My God given right!’ Edition.
So for example Genesis. Exodus. Leviticus. and Numbers… Just not applicable in today’s world…
So instead replaced with Ford, Chevy, Buick, and Cadillac.
Then it really starts to pop off later were they replaced Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John with Remington, Winchester, Smith and Wesson.
https://www.newsweek.com/evangelicals-rejecting-jesus-teachings-liberal-talking-points-pastor-1818706
… Fucken eh, I was just taking the piss, I had not expected I managed to somewhat guess it right…
Christians reject Jesus… How do you call yourselves Christians still!?! How!?
I’m not religious or anything, but they should add some product placement to the Bible.
“Today’s church service is brought to my Dunkin’”