The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year agoThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1571arrow-down120
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink26•edit-21 year agoThird kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider doing the Polka by yourself masturbation.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink16•1 year agoYou still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 year ago“Blessing”. Weird Al would have his hands full pretty quickly.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•edit-21 year agoNotice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself. and yes solo polka would also count as masturbation
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoShit damn. I can’t masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.
Third kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider doing the Polka by yourself masturbation.
You still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.
“Blessing”. Weird Al would have his hands full pretty quickly.
Notice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself. and yes solo polka would also count as masturbation
Do you masturbate to reproduce?
Shit damn. I can’t masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.