Not op, but an emu bit me as a child. Havent trusted them ever since. Just look at their shifty eyes.

Nothing it’s like they don’t even care about me :(

Fucker stole my dimmie when i was six. Snatched it right out of my hand

Oh noo, I love them both :(

I got distracted by the wrong aspect of that comment lol

I was picturing Canadian Geese and Australian Emus working together on… providing aid or something. Maybe not waging war