• flan [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      This is the real answer. It wasn’t like the alternative was a 4k 144fps dommy mommy rendered in unreal engine 5. It was laura croft rendered with like 25 polygons and forest porn. Those were the old days, kids. Don’t take what you have for granted.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        98 months ago

        It’s 1990 whatever. You are horny and like girls. Your options are Captain Janeway, Agent Scully, Fran Drescher in the Nanny, and, idk, when did baywatch run?