The Cameleon was a concept revolver designed by Czechoslovakian ice rink technician Karel Michalek. Michalek had wanted to make his own handgun, but was limited by government restrictions. In 1989, Michalek decided to construct a concept gun out of wood and epoxy resin.
I want a bullpup, low bore axis, auto cycling DA/SA revolver with a removable cylinder. Is that too much to ask?
Edit: with light and optic mounting points
Break open like a schofield, and shoots 45lc/410 shotshells too
Cut for moon clips of course
And a corkscrew. And a compass in the grip.
and this thing which tells time
And it needs to ping and auto-eject the cylinder when its empty.