• [email protected]
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      165 months ago

      Mt Dew was not detected in your last shit’s scan please drink verification can before your next bowel movement.

    • @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      You just have to weigh your own shit once… there’s even a poop-knife included in case it’s to massive for your scale.