Parade performer Courtney Griffith, 26, said her coworkers are frequently injured by ornate or heavy costumes and developed a rash after donning one particular costume but were told to keep wearing it. She said the costume was finally shelved after a manager tried it on and developed a rash, too.

Jesus, fursuiters are more sanitary than this. And they’re only as sanitary as your average internet slob.

What character required her to wear black contact lenses?