1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene.
Also points are made up and don’t matter
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S04E13 Selma’s Choice - Abe beat boxing
Breakdown!
[crushes beer can against head in rhythm]
Four score and 7 beers ago. Correct!
Take this and this and these… Thank you Doctor. Oh I‘m not a doctor
I am the lizard queen!
…what did you say aunt Selma?
I said take off those damn glasses!
Something this bad has to be educational.
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you. I’ll have a Duff, you’ll have one too.
Abe Lincoln comes back (somehow), drinks a Duff and is immediately struck by food poisoning. Not being a hillbilly he does not go blind.