Dick Van Dyke became the oldest Daytime Emmy winner ever as the 98-year-old actor was awarded for his guest role on 'Days of Our Lives.'
    • FiniteLooper@lemm.eeEnglish
      15·
      5 months ago

      Seems valid to show the age if you’re winning an award and the oldest person to ever do so

      • Snapz@lemmy.world
        71·
        5 months ago

        Put it at the end, otherwise, this is knowing clickbait.

        “Dick Van Dyke wins Emmy, at 98” reads very differently than, “Dick Van Dyke, 98, wins Emmy”. We’re trained to recognize structure of the second as a death announcement.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    20·
    5 months ago

    He’s the original Hollywood nice guy and I hope no skeletons come out after he dies because I want to always think of him that way.

    Also, I totally do not associate him with soap operas, so I did not expect this at all.

    • SeaJ@lemm.ee
      71·
      5 months ago

      Another old dude who looks great is William Shatner. He is 93 but I honestly would guess 50s or 60s by looking at him.

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
    629·
    5 months ago

    I’d like to ____ her van… fuck no, eject eject, there’s no safe way to end this joke. Snake? Snake! SNAAKE!

    • MagicShel
      511·
      5 months ago

      Sometimes I write a joke like this and then, instead of hitting post, I hit cancel. That’s worked out pretty well for me so far.

        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
          81·
          5 months ago

          Is this really old one better or worse?

          A young man goes to audition for a talent agency. Can you sing? He sings. Not bad! Can you dance? He dances. Hey, pretty good! Can you be funny? He tells a better joke than this one, and executes a spectacular pratfall. That’s marvelous! I think I can sign you, what’s your name? Penis Van Lesbian. That will never do! We have to change it. And so Dick Van Dyke was born.