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tag thyself
just hanging out in Kḧzk, exporting my precious ores
Boozy Bay is my kind of place.
Same.
I know the joke is that it’s just a bunch of tropes, but if you just change the names to be less lampshady, this looks like it could be a good campaign map.
It’s basically the old world of Earth.
The Uninsp’ired Wastes is perfect for me
I come from the far land near Exotica. I sell finest copper the Other Sea has ever seen.
I would be a rum trader on the route between boozy and bank. Sailing the tepid sea sounds pleasant.
Burnt to a crisp in The Nest for attempting to poach an egg
Well done on the double meaning of “poach” :)
Isle of druidos looks about right for me.
The relatively unpleasant forest. It’s not too bad, really.
Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
Definitely in The Crap Lands.
I want a volcanic swampy area
I’m pretty sure Earth has some swamps at the base of volcanoes.
Boozy Bay, it has an export industry in adventuring parties due to the booming tavern industry.
Catch me and the gang in Wizengard
I’ll hex you all from the Witchy Woods! Unless you let me hang out too, Wizengard sounds pretty cool.
Half the reason I’m going to Wizengard is to meet some witches lol
I think I’m gonna join the Orcbad >=)
I hail from the Crap Lands.
I fly dragons out of booze bay to raid ships from mercantilia. I sell that stuff to the mildly evil guys and use the proceeds to get drunk in boozy bay again.