• The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

    — Cave Johnson

    • ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then kneecap life while it’s distracted trying to figure out how the hell you did it