Guy buying condoms? He’s hoping to get some.
Guy buying tampons? He’s definitely getting some.
And probably using condoms or he’d be buying pregnancy tests instead
Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?
Next week
Single dad erasure!
He is determined to earn the name “Red Beard”.
Earn your red wings yet?
Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.
/s
Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.
Um, the picture clearly indicates that the box was OPEN. He ded
Nurse, this man neds 50cc’s of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I’ll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.
Fuck, he’s crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!
Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago,
where is itdid one of you females mess up the order again?!FTFY
I’m so sorry, sir! All I found in the women’s cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!
And now they’ve got him deep throating a fat, girthy, breathing tube?! That is like… HELLA GAY!
Are guys really worried about manliness when picking up tampons at the store? If anything it’d make a guy look better to me. Picture this: big scruffy sweatpants dude shuffling your way in a tight alley in the early hours of the morning… Then oops! he drops his box of tampons.
He could probably stab me cuz that would drop my guard big time.
A friend in high school heard me and the girls whispering (one of whom was his girlfriend). When he found out one of us needed a pad or tampons and we were seeing who had some, he got excited for the chance to go to the store to get them for us, because he said that buying tampons is the same as screaming, “I have a woman!!!”
I hope that guy is happy, wherever he is. He was a kind soul.
and then use the tampons to avoid leaving blood traces
I’m mostly worried about which one to grab
When interviewed, a Friend of the victim said: dang bro, this beast would usually just smash a 6er of Busch light, blast some rock music and he be back to clam-slammin’ in no time flat!
The tampon market has been neglecting men for as long as it’s been around. When are we going to see “rough and tumble tampons for tough guys” so we can finally get some respect?
Tnx, the funniest thing I’ve read in a while
Those are for girls.
