Edit: added source
That’s why I always pee on someone else’s pants
Just for you, I looked up their rules.
Most public transit has very similar rules.
The bad thing is rules like this are necessary.
Does it mean Donald Trump wearing diapers can’t enter the metro?
Ah, blood too? Damn it
Please don’t post pictures of text. Copy and paste it. And link to it.
I apologize for not meeting your preferences.
For not meeting the rules of the community and accessibly requirements of the Internet*
alright what one of you peed my pants
I hear you get to ride on New York subways for free if you do that while publicly masturbating.
actually, they’ll shoot you. And the officer that shot you will then shoot another officer. And then the corrupt mayor will go in TV to celebrate the cops that shot an unarmed man, making it sound like the cop that was shot was a hero who wasn’t shot by the other bastard cop.
So how long do you have to wait, cuz I… I mean, people, have places to be.
Just toss your pants and underwear in the nearest trash bin. Problem solved!
Why confess to the internet that you pissed your pants in a public place?
Dude just told on himself forever. I hope he becomes famous and this Post haunts him
Ah, technically. So is there a loophole? Just asking for a friend…
I said “technically” because it’s based on a rule that is probably intended to ban extremely stinky unhygienic people
So people that peed themselves?
You’re fine if someone else pees on your pants.
