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minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoLeave home to buy some spices, then go to a wrong grocery store and make a mess there breaking everything on the shelves
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoAnd the spice isle is twice as long as you think it is, but you keep insisting that it’s that length.
minus-squaremasterspace@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYou gotta wipe out 90% of that wrong grocery store’s employees and patrons through communicable diseases, even the ones in corporate who have no idea who you are or have ever met you. 🫡
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWTF now I’m almost pro-Columbus again.
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoDon’t forget to kidnap a few employees too while you’re in the wrong store
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoAnd cut out their tongues and get arrested.
minus-squarebooly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoLeave home with spices on a shopping list, come home with syphilis instead.
Leave home to buy some spices, then go to a wrong grocery store and make a mess there breaking everything on the shelves
And the spice isle is twice as long as you think it is, but you keep insisting that it’s that length.
You gotta wipe out 90% of that wrong grocery store’s employees and patrons through communicable diseases, even the ones in corporate who have no idea who you are or have ever met you.
🫡
WTF now I’m almost pro-Columbus again.
Don’t forget to kidnap a few employees too while you’re in the wrong store
And cut out their tongues and get arrested.
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Leave home with spices on a shopping list, come home with syphilis instead.