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I looked him up.
“The best Tesla cybertruck influencer”
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Loyalty to Tesla what the actual fuck? Don’t be loyal to a brand ever.
I guarantee the actual thought process is “Musk supports Trump, and you should also be supporting Trump, so support Musk even more by deepthroating the upsell.”
Please be satire.
I’m so sad that I’m even having to question that it’s not.
No one is this much of a chode gargler… Surely…
When you repress your homosexuality, it sure does come out in weird ways. /S. Or not.
That’s a blue tick.
Spoon!
Hello chum!
If only.
Oh no
Every time I see one of these trying to find a parking space at the grocery store I feel vicarious shame for the driver. Truly, the scarlet letter of the 21st Century.
“the mission” being what, exactly? make a rich jerkoff richer, so he can lie to you about exciting inventions that never come to light?
Something something mars.
The copium is strong
Let’s not forget everyone is already paying for “the mission” through tax payer subsidies.
What’s even different about the “foundation edition”
Pay extra for the same product because
you’re a simpreasonsIt’s a $20000 fee for being served “first” and a “LasEr-cUt BADge”
You get ripped off even more!
I wonder if it’s anything like the Wozniak version of the Apple IIGS which had his signature on the case. The first several thousand made were like that. No other physical differences.
You get all the bugs and don’t get to miss a single recall.
On that Apple shit
It’s a cult!
“I’m leaving, Jeremy.”
“OK but before you go can you take one more picture of me with the Tesla® Cybertruck™? I don’t think I looked sad enough in the last one about all those dollars that people aren’t giving to Elon.”
Elon Cucks
He’s so aroused by thoughts of Elon that he’s gazing into the distance and curling his toes.
Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.
“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”
Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.
As a machinist and welder, I would strongly prefer an actual 6000 lb lump of stainless over a cybertruck. I can actually use stainless steel to make things.
I’ve never worked with stainless, but I hear that it’s a pain in the ass. And then, if you have no coating on it, it still stains from touching all sorts of shit.
It’s called stainLESS, not stainFREE. The Delorean came with instructions on how to clean it so it didn’t rust.
It depends on the grade of stainless actually. I’ve never run into “proprietary 30X stainless” but I have plenty of experience with 304, 308, 309, and 316. 309 can rust on you, but I’ve never seen 316 rust outside of ludicrously corrosive environments.
I have what’s known in the industry as “magic piss fingers”. What that means is that I am a salty, sweaty man who can rust just about anything rustable simply by touching it with my bare hand. That being said, I haven’t managed to get a single speck of rust on my welded 316 hammer in 12 years of using it.
What makes 316 more corrosion resistant, more chromium?
Nickel. It provides both corrosion resistance and increased ductility which makes the material more likely to bend before breaking. I like using it to weld onto busted taps to try to back them out because the weld will flex a little bit instead of just snapping off.
Yup. I’ve seen rust finger prints left on freshly machined steel.
The -less suffix means “without” in English.
Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.
Some would say yes. I, on the other hand, would say “hell yes.”
Yep. Wireless generally means “without wires” for example.
Oh I’m sorry, you thought you could connect to your network without a cable? This is not wirefree. Now take this network cable with two pins instead of eight and enjoy your wireless technology.
Oh so clever, I never knew there was a cable on the other side of the WiFi connection! /s
> look inside
Owned by a man that is trying to elect Donald Trump, who is famously opposed to renewable energy.
Glencore rubs hands together eagerly
I refuse to believe this is real.
Mostly for self protection.
He’s simping hard
…Wow, what a moron.
Guess it’s good he didn’t do it a second time
Of course he’s from Florida
It’s hard to admit you’re wrong when you’re in a cult.
Holy shit, how pathetic can you be?
That some Yakusa shit
“Tesla engineer Wes Morrill responded to the finger-crush video on X on Thursday with some patiently worded advice for Judkins. He wrote that if you repeatedly try to close the frunk, the software will apply more closing force, assuming “you, as the human” knows what you’re doing. (Key word: assume.)”
This could make a text book example for edge cases.
That’s the best way of calling someone a dumbass without saying it outright I think I’ve ever seen.
