cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3669136
this is why I exclusively pee in the dumpster being dairy queen
I find the Whataburger dumpsters are more roomy
Don’t fast food restaurants usually have a camera pointed at their dumpster? XD
Why is the dumpster being dairy queen?
Dumpster is obviously a dairy king.
A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
It was full
good thing I’m not a man
Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed
I pee on the dairy queen (with consent of course)
That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
But does it need to be tamper proof as well?
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
WMD
wonton micro dick?
Genuinely though, it would not surprise anymore. We have subscription based cars selling your info to insurance companies, retroactively ammended purchase experiences everywhere, and every dang app and website harvesting as much info on you as physically possible no matter how mundane.
Dick info reporting toilets would not at all catch me by surprise at this point.
Dick info reporting seems pointless but they can add an advert screen above the urinal (which is sadly becoming common) and track your eye movement to record engagement rates.
It’s just an auto flusher…
Yes I’m aware. I’m saying that IF it were an actual thing, it would not be surprising at all considering the extent of invasive, non-consentual data collection and selling that happens all over the place these days.
You’re right, yes, in many ways, but yet also very, very wrong.
Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?
The only person that has the right to know what my pp burns like is me!
ooo so that’s why they never seem to work, makes so much sense now! /j
Good luck, I encrypted my dick data.
What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
I have so many questions. Are you measuring angle from the vertical or the horizontal? Whereabouts should I be placing the ruler for that tangent? Are we using metric or imperial units? If metric, is it square centimetres or kilograms per cm, and if it’s imperial, is it square inches or ounces per inch per square degree?
They just forgot the cookie banner
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
at least one. at most nine.
Jokes on them, my dick information is already all over the web!
"Not looking, not looking at your penis at all. " … “So sorry about your penis.” [Little Britain]
Dick pics or it didn’t happen!
Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.
fwiw if it dont autoflush just press the smaller black dot
My dick won’t reach that high
🤏
sounds like a personal problem
Skill issue
How does no one I work with understand this?
