• Astrealix@lemmy.worldM
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    1 year ago

    Chelsea, we’ve got another amazing and highly rated winger from the Ivory Coast you could sign for cheap…

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      1 year ago

      All we need to do is tell Todd Boehly that London Chickens FC just put a £90m bid in for Pepe. He’ll then feel compelled to counter-bid 120m and a 10-year contract for him.