I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • Mactan@lemmy.ml
    4·
    10 hours ago

    valve’s success is the rebranding of flatpak wine fsync and dxvk as steam runtime and proton. people fucking hate Linux and will only use it by accident

    • Babalugats@lemmy.ml
      4·
      9 hours ago

      That’s far too long. They could try and turn it into a ditty for an advert, but it wouldn’t look great on their merch.