• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    9 days ago

    Psychiatrist: … no, no I meant in five years if you are still alive

    Me: … dead inside

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      Isekai is religion for the modern era. “Oh, don’t be sad he was hit by truck-kun, he’s in a better place now.”

      Note, I’m all for this. If I die in an accident, I firmly expect friends and family to workshop a story plot at the funeral

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        “I know we are all sad that corvi has left this world but do not worry, I am certain he is using his secret OP ability he got when he reincarnated in a fantasy world to get a harem of big tiddy anime gfs right at this moment”

        “Who the fuck is this Dagnet guy and why did we let him give the speech?”

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            Wait til you hear about the season arch about how The Evil Big Tiddy Goths (an emerging sovereign nation from the nord) is about to attack the harem.

            (Season 2 features attack from the south, angry octopi, with big tiddies)

            I hope there will be snacks at the funeral, we gonna be a while.

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    An artist who raises the right arm at the first opportunity who soon will be dead? \0_ ;)