I’m Romanian and I recently came across the definition of bangmaid which fits me perfectly, so that’s how my username came to be.
When I was a young warthog, I needed my first username. I thought to myself “what’s cool, that I can base my name on?” “Gansters are cool!” “How about Al Capone? He’s cool. He is even a good person. He invented milk expiration dates or something like that.” “But I can’t just have that name, I have to make it cooler. I’ll write it using l337 speak.”
Thus, my username “alkpwn” (plus some numbers because it was taken on Xbox live) was born.
Quickly, I realized people didn’t always understand it. They would have trouble pronouncing it when they saw it in halo 2. From “Al capn” to “Alk pawn”, I got all sorts of pronunciations.
My friends ended up just shortening it to Alk. And here we are.
Asphalt ploughman. I love wandering around city streets. Night and day.
I play games, was 7 at the time so wanted to seem grown-up, and my first name is Harry… Yeah, creative I know
Mine started as a gamer tag. I wanted something that sounded cute and unassuming, it was fun to see scrolling text announcements like “Ninja_AssassinX was killed by Coco Puff’s rail gun”.
A character in a short story about superheroes I wrote in high school
I’m basically ADHD in a meth pipe. And no, I don’t do drugs.
The movie Old by M Night Shyamalan. That characters name was just so funny.
WE MUST FEED!!!
I really liked Shakespeare and Serious Sam.
Medic = paramedic
Pig = typical male
Baby saver = I’ve delivered 2 babies and helped my team save a 9 month old from drowning.
Well I’m sorry, that doesn’t sound very fulfilling
Well, I am my own inspiration I suppose.
Skip to the 1:00 mark. My buddy and I sold weed in high school, and we also loved this movie, so we called each other Santiago and Dunbar.
