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You don’t know how old I am.
Your 42, so do not panic
Or possibly 7.5 million years.
Oh shit. I’m able to see this tree in the image. Halp! I don’t wanna be in prehistoric times! They don’t have good porn!
Quick, do some of this it might fix the timeline!
He coulda had it all had he just stayed for 10 more seconds 😔
“What’s a doughnut?”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!”
“Oh look, it’s raining.” Doughnuts fall from the sky
We don’t know that, maybe there’s awesome porn and we’re all missing out
Stonehub Cave has some of the finest hand carved erotic scratches around.
Oh yeah I’ve downloaded a bunch of them on my stone tablet
It’s just not-aged-enough coal which I use to power my smart phone box to look at the tree that will be transformed into that very same piece of coal.
Technically Lepidodendron wasn’t a tree, it was a fern. A fern that had bark and grew to 100 feet tall, but a fern nonetheless.
Lycophytes aren’t ferns.
Also tree ferns - not trees, but superficially resemble them - still exist.
At the same time, the largest extant lycophytes are maybe several tens of cm large, with most being far smaller.
Ben bir ceviz ağacıyım Gülhane Parkı’nda.
Ne sen bunun farkındasın, ne polis farkında.Translation:
I am an old Walnut tree in Gülhane Park (Istanbul)
Neither you are aware of this, nor the policeSource:
- Nazım Hikmet - Ceviz Ağacı (written in prison)
- Used as lyrics to a song by Anatollian Rock Legend Cem Karaca (often used in protests)
The giving tree?
I see a few of them when I take acid, some even have a weird coconut looking thing on them!