Would have been nice to use actual salame and not that American abomination, but yes can confirm that it’s true.

Erythrocites, leucocytes, gabagoolcytes

This blood type is what causes Italians to cry out … ITSA SPICY MEATABALL, AH???

It also causes them to flail their arms and hands around often, especially when they’re talking.

So non-Italian pizza isn’t flat… what shape is it? I’m guessing spherical, or maybe saddle-shaped?

Or does “flat” refer to the geometrical space of the pizza, so like, non-Euclidean pizza?