kids fucking suck.

a lot of people are happy i’ll never breed, but none of them are happier about it than me.

This gives low budget red riding hood vibes. They spent what little they had on the suit and whatever was left on wine to make the day go better.

Not the point of the meme but, games that have a ranked mode are a red flag. Typically these games hare filled with sweaty try hards who freak over the tiniest bullshit mistakes. And these games also are typically the ones who install invasive kernel level root kit Anticheats.

I’m not installing an rootkit to play a game with a bunch of toxic people.

If you don’t come running when they cry, they understand it’s sleep time after a while and go to sleep. My youngest doesn’t cry at all and accepts his fate.

Took us about a week of battling but it’s worked on all 3 and maintains our sanity.

No, that doesn’t mean we ignore all crying, but there is a difference.

Pro tip: don’t have kids

Men