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Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

"Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell"

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"Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell"

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Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Ser Salty@feddit.de
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    Those aliens must be really shit pilots if they keep crashing on Earth

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      Imagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive.

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        What if it’s just teenagers taking the craft out for a joyride.

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        I like the theory that all of the crashed alien ships are from the aliens “B-Team” and the reason they keep crashing is because the actual good pilots are off doing actually important things and the ones we see are just bad at their jobs.

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      Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺

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      They make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them.

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