POV, you have an out of body experience.

Linux is so complicated!

Translation:

Linux actually isn’t Windows.

That can replace adobe, well done!

They’re also easy to enter with a compose key which should be part of any normal Unix-ish desktop setup.

People can also drink water, you know, like there’s in the toilet?
That’s what we had at school, I don’t remember any complaints.

That depends a lot on when they started.

When I first installed a distribution where the base system only came with nano instead of standard editors, I was very confused (and very disappointed that this whas what they’d come up with as a “friendly” interface).

Systemd won’t be done until they port libre office to it dammit!

May the paragraph fairy visit you in your sleep.

I see that this is a US chart.

Everybody knows Sherlock Holmes, nobody knows anything about Sherlock Holmes… 🙄

Don’t look into the laser with remaining eye.

You mean you don’t have to rotate your USB C connectors to plug them in?

I wouldn’t call it coherent, but it self referentially gets the point across, which is the idea I suppose.

Aha. That’s because they all play go!

Right?

That’s why we invented the ISS. Little known fact.

Then she and her husband would be dead I suppose.

Huzzah for Kazumara, our local office software hero!

I do the same. I get unreasonably annoyed by the horrible translations. I’d rather just have the original bad English.