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I jave a friend whos lesbian. Years ago, her partner ended up realizing they were trans, eventually transitioned to male, then a couple months later decided they were still gay- so now only interested in other males.

I found the magic button on them- stick a saftey pin through the speaker grill and wiggle it around a bit till the noise stops.

Sticking the nozzle up your ass is dangerous. Gas is highly toxic when introduced rectally

Grody.

In IQ of 70 is considered the threshold for mentally disability. (Lowest 2% of population)

Put a bunch of sand in tbe paint balloons and aim for the windshield so they fuck up the wiper blades, and can’t see.

I worked my way up to 60mg of amphetamine a day in my 20s, now I take 5 when I do take It. My doctors aware of all that, but writes me a script for 60mg a day so I only have to refill 1-2 a year.

Close. Pretty sure its an acronym for Lubing My Accessible Orifices.

Going to wholefoods in my college town used to be pretty funny. It was a solid mix of old hippies and trustifarians, with a handful of normal people mixed in. I used to go to pick up their pre-made deli food for my grandma, (she n loved the quinoa cakes, and Buddhist delight tofu) and for a while was buying my LSD from one of the produce guys, who was just pretty openly dealing in the store.

They also used to keep cases of 2 buck chuck in the door vestibule, and absolutely didnt care if kids stole it- lien at one point, I remember a teen walk over a staff member, ask which ones were the red wine, thank him, and then just load a couple cases Into his truck and drive off, eithout ever going inside, and while the staff member just continued chatting with his coworker.

I’d bet theres a couple ‘allies’ that he just wants more leverage over mixed in.

… or cocaine! These days I prefer to get by with large amounts of caffeine instead of my Adderall tho

Back in 98, dad managed to reach me on board an intercoastal flight (bos to LAX) from a small sailboat heading to the bahamas. He was on a VHF and hailed a passing cruise ship. Their radio OP had i think a shortwave, and was radio buddies with some ATC guys in the Midwest. He reached out, and one of them went on the air asking if anyone in his airspace was flying BOS to LAX with an unacompanied minor. My plane responded, a stewardess came and got me, and I was able to talk to my dad for a few minutes before we went out of that tower’s VHF range (I guess)

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Sure, but they were showing them in my size, lol

Genuinely surprised to see people arguing deflategate over here. Thought everyone realized that was a kayfabe ratings grab.

Forgot about this book. Was a coffee table staple in my late teens.

It thought I was a transvestite for lime a year after a Christmas where I bought my my mom a sweater, and my girlfriend jewelery.

Like full on recommending me panties and lingerie in my mens size 32 waist.

Hold in contempt can just mean a finding of contempt of court. The judge holds (the oponion that) the person is in contempt

Punishments can then be fines, sanctions, or actual jailing, which is also called being held in contempt.

Horsey surprise has been his Twitter handle for ages.

Speak for yourself!