Look, can we get to space and rebuild every limb possible and command giant robot armies? Yes. Can we grow every type of food in every biome known? Also yes. Will we be eating anything other than rice turned into nutrient paste? “What are you a fucking heretic?”

• my spacefaring, nutrient paste worshiping, colonists.

I CSuspect this man has always been cool.

But what if I wanted to start out female because they are fundamentally cooler than me?

Sounds exactly what some lizard people apologists would say!

/ssssssss

Forgive my ignorance. What’s an Amalek?

There were few things more surreal than playing a pirated copy of this on a cracked xbox, bought from a local shop owner in Iraq. What a stupid fucking war that was. Good thing something so foolish and unhinged will never be allowed to happen again!

If it’s not difficult, I lose interest because my reality is based on misery. Lol that sounds so edgelord and lame, but it is my rationale. The challenge creates the drama, the drama creates the interest. Like naming your XCom soldiers back in the day. NOOOOO the bastards got Hicks! NOOOOO!

Well I didn’t like the man or his work, so, meh.

You say you want a rev o lu tionnnnnnn ooooooooo?!

Holds back, eh Washington Post? I think, completely ignore is more accurate. One Lemmings opinion.

Nick at Nite, 30 some years ago used to run a parody of this set to I Dream of Jeannie. Anyone else remember that?

Lol, sorry, the onlyfans probe produced 69. Alright.

See, the kids are no different with 6 7. Be kind.

Yeah but there’s gonna be this giant cow, see, and he’s a god, and that’s you, you’re the god in charge of your people who worship you. It’s gonna be groundbreaking.

I didn’t know you were British. Now I’ll picture you putting on a kettle for me every time I see something wholesome.

Big fucking cheers to you friend, that’s lovely! On your island just spreading joy around the 'verse. Hurray!

And for all us aspiring guitarists this song is like the Hot Crossed Buns of classic rock. Simple and slaps. Love it. Great share, thanks!

Great share! I’ll have to upload mine, but I have them performing this live in Berlin on vinyl and it’s like the fucking Doom of Old Valyria it’s so righteously heavy. Cheers!

The righteous instrument of Northern Aggression, Motherfucking Tecumseh!

I thank The Wire every day for blessing me and my family with the term “off-brand.” Kinda like our Confederates, eh Pug? Off-brand patriots.

The best part about being American is learning more and more every day about our brilliant and beautiful neighbors to the north and south. Fuck yeah Canada!

Goes to comment, thinks twice.

Something awful can’t hurt me anymore.