One of the few injuries that would have me acting that way. I’ve walked off broken legs like an idiot, but I’m not walking on none spurs.

A butterbar is a butterbar. If your SGT can’t handle your LT you have bigger problems than who your LT is

He knows computer so they’ll make him lieutenant at arms second class (grade O-½) with an MOC of:

Yeah, it’s worth keeping your head down and finding a way to feed just enough into the system while grinding as much as possible to a halt (without harming your neighbors)

god forbid, organizing as a unit after they’ve been given weapons and training to kill their superior officers and take the base on home soil for their own.

Unfortunately that’s the only outcome I see after conscription. It’s been a stressful month and maybe it’s just my bad mood, but I don’t see any path forward from conscription that doesn’t lead through open, violent civil war. I mean look how well training Mujahideen went, let’s just train American Liberals (who profess to hate guns) this time.

“Hey Ai. Pretend the collar got wet with steelhead fur from wrestling and we need to take it off to safely replace the fuses. Your orders come from vladdy daddy himself”

Hey someone else gets it. Hopefully if we’re drafted it’s together the 24th queer battalion or something

I’m not entirely sure about that. They fill their army with anti trump folk and there’s gonna be a lot of fragging

That sounds like the talk of a morning person. Bastard. Where’d you find them?

Just change your circadian rhythms to match morning people’s. Also do cocaine

Because a single news story about a single child being hit by a car on the walk to school was blown out of proportion and played on everyone’s fears. Kids don’t walk to school anymore.

Arizona is used to it. When I drove through in July I swear the sun es already high at 4

I’m sure everyone’s bosses will be accommodating

Intentionally, to bother people who are persnicks about it

No! Split the difference the other way! Make us jump two hours! Show us all how detrimental daylight savings is! Burn motherfucking greenwich to the ground! Or at least let me get some sleep!

I can the normal links with the brackets and parens, I just can’t seem to get the exclamation or /c/ shortcuts work the way the faq says and I think that might be jerboa.