What else would you use a toilet for then?

I assumed you guys just did hashtags like “#mondayblues” so on sync it showed up as titles because of the markup lmao

Unless neither of you did that and I’m just going crazy, which is definitely possible

hello I also have big text

They used to show off “roll over” but decided it wasn’t worth the trip back to the hospital every time

I prefer my ducks to be made out of water fowl rather than plastic to be honest

The script of the Minecraft movie has to be hidden in there somewhere

Cow contraptions, it’s the next logical step

“I see a comfy, breaded life for you. With plenty of dipping sauces”

I opened a fortune cookie and all it told me was the dictionary definition of capitalism

Edit: I was wrong, it wasn’t just the definition but it definitely wasn’t a fortune either!

He left the fire (new invention, it’s pretty cool) running and burned his cave down

I hope I see that next to the mayochup in stores this fall

0.0001% of a 5090

I think that was just a general statement regarding old devices, since they brought up a 1950s refrigerator as an example of a powered “dumb” device

Lenovo has the “yoga book” which is a dual screen laptop with stylus support but it’s pretty expensive (discounted to $1599 on their website at the time of writing) although they look like they do offer a student discount

https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/p/laptops/yoga/yoga-2-in-1-series/lenovo-yoga-book-9i-gen-9-13-inch-intel/83ff0001us

Taillights and the reflectors on the f10 look like a match to me, I think that might be it!

Mercedes definitely isn’t out of the question, but in this case the taillights on that particular one look like they’re sloping in a different direction from what I can tell

Most likely not, but it was definitely worth a try lmao. I didn’t even consider that it could’ve been a bmw!

Here’s that clip from my dashcam: https://streamable.com/9hu10f

Hope it helps!

Think of it like an identification challenge ;)

I figured, after the Kia adventure proved fruitless, that it was a civic/civic type R as well. I’ll be uploading a short clip of it moving soon

Edit:

Here’s the clip as previously mentioned: https://streamable.com/9hu10f

Sadly I don’t have any more pixels, I do have a video of it in motion if that’ll help at all

I was considering trying to use some kind of AI upscaler but I’m sure any one that can use video would cost some monthly fee

I would be too!

My technique involves trying to match up tail lights and exhaust pipes, I’m sure someone else on here has to have an eye for other specific identifying details though (even with a blurry low resolution picture!)