

…they have a plan.
“Ok hear me out… Eight digits.”
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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
…they have a plan.
“Ok hear me out… Eight digits.”
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Me whenever I look at my dogs: “Beautiful animal… canine… dog… mutt.”
All I remember off-hand for what stats are affected in Skyrim is that Khajit start with 5 more points in Hand-to-Hand due to their claws 🤣
*Must be redeemed on alcohol or drugs that makes you horny.
Because of their username, I image the filter just covers you with a cardboard box. 🤣
My dogs demanding to be walked. Which is one of the many reasons I wanted a dog in the first place. It worked. 😌
It’s uncanny how accurate that is.
I read it 6 more times and still fucked it up. 😩
“I feel happy! Happy! Hap-” thud
“Thanks for that.”
Lords of the Fallen follows suit with Dark Souls. There are no lords and literally nobody falls. 😔
Gender had an effect on stats in the original?
“The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach.”
“What the fuck? This guy’s outta his mind… A joint roach doesn’t look anything like a fucking cockroach!”
Justin might be inside that guy, tho.
“They lied! This gum tastes like cilantro!”
Flick my bean instead of jack my meat.
Must be a malfunction in your visor.
Shouldn’t the holy protection of the Pope just kind of cancel that shit out? 🤔
Learning that diamonds are actually kind of common and wouldn’t be worth nearly as much if not for De Beers was a slap in the face harder than discovering quicksand wouldn’t be as much of an issue in my adult life as cartoons I saw as a kid made me think.
Just add “fuck” to your search and never see the AI overview again.
Element has both voice and video chat. It needs to be enabled first in the settings.