I’m pretty high above average then. 😤

Did she earn her Wingdings?

Absolutely. Look who the fuck is in charge.

imagines the muppeteers just going at it below the camera’s sightline

“I could teleport every last motherfucker on this bitch right into the inky blackness of space if I felt like it.”

That kidney stone must hurt like a sonuvvabitch.

IDK, man. Carbon Monoxide can make you trip.

Why do you think they call this Chocolate Pain? It ain’t because of Tay Zonday.

the one they called Huge

Big Borg

This would suck. Trans people give good hugs precisely because they don’t have chainsaw hands.

If I grab my sword and swish it about in public, people call the cops and scream “pervert” at me. 🤷‍♂️

After brushing, mine taste like chocolate and peanutbutter.

Just start talking.

But… You didn’t mention Shake it Off 🤨

Green Giant should sue for copyright since that is a giant green asshole.

I want this with bright neon yellow highlights.

I coild be the Cyberpunk edition of the Beverly Hills Ninja.

The entity you knew as yaddayadda is gone and the only thing left behind is an empty, decaying shell and the memories we have of them in our minds.

I haven’t seen an app name that funky since the late 90s or so with Nero Burning Rom. 😃

I grew up with Maniac Mansion on the NES and never used a guide for it as a kid while managing to beat it. I’d also fail this test, probably. 🤷‍♂️