It’s probably just Chris Jericho again doing Chris Jericho things.

I liked the part where it exploded like fireworks, but I also liked the part where it fucked putin’s advances.

I don’t think people are ever going to be nostolgic for the pandemic, just like I don’t think they’ll ever be nostolgic for the aids outbreaks of the 1980s.

I mean…yeah. They COULDN’T find the soviet union in 1991. It disolved in 1990.

Everytime I think I’m a little “out there”, I remember THIS dork exists, which frees up my mind to do other things.

Like put on a mushroomhead XX logo painted jason mask, a diana ross wig, and flannel shirt so I could go to a Fiona Apple concert, mostly against my will, get up to the front of the stage and start waving my hand enthusiastically and yell “HI HIPPIE LADY!!! HELLO!!! HELLO HIPPIE LADY!!! HIIIIIII!!!” as her bassist had to walk off stage from laughing too much, Fiona Apple looking annoyed, and 2000 people all glaring daggers at me. Luckily the crowd was 100% females besides me. So no violence towards my antics actually took place.

Times are crazy. Especially when I remember that story is like 20 years old.

Coming BACK??? I’ve never even heard of it. Is this like Mystery Theater 3000, except with Rene Paquette, RJ City, and Danhausen watching matches giving silly commentary over it?

Why not do one for Ukraine, and one for russia? It would give an active look into how the war is playing out almost in real time. I know russia losing 1000+ everyday sounds like a lot, but what’s it relative to? Is Ukraine losing 50 a day? 500 a day? 2000 a day? I honestly have no idea, and I don’t know any unbiased news sources to follow the war in real time. Last I heard Ukraine invaded russia almost a month ago. Thats the last I heard.

“If you pass these bills, and reject womens care, women will DIE!!!”

“Pssshhhh no they won’t! Quit being stupid!”

women die

shocked pikachu faces

But hey, at least we changed a few sports team names. So that’s something, right?

But…that’s realistically where they ACTUALLY are. If the grandchild is already inside the daughters overies, that means she’s already pregnant. Which means, in order to be selfish, that would mean she’s just NOT allowing a 9+ month old child to be born. Like the contractions start, and the mother shoves her hand in, and shoves the kid back up there.

“Oh no you don’t! You STAY in there!!! I don’t care if it’s been 96 months! MOMMIES STILL PREGNANT!!!”

How much is it? And how long is it?

Also, saw some clear SMW inspirations in that little clip too. So it’s drawing inspiration from all over. And was Santa NAKED??? Is that a power-up? Naked Santa cums once a year?

That tracks.

Ok, let’s say I have no interest in Jailbreaking my PS5.

What happens if I just don’t have PS+? And no intention of getting PS+? Will this make it harder for ME to play disc games? Or games I downloaded from the store?

And then there’s guys like me. I don’t announce when I’m coming. I grab the items myself, and then I pay in cash. Nonsequential bills. I’m like a ninja! I can’t be traced! Shashasha!!! Pocket sand!

Then on the way home, if I see someone following me home, I make 3 left turns. If they’re STILL following me? I turn around, and I shoot them…a dirty look!

What? I’m not a psychopath. I just don’t like being followed.

I’m not even sure it encourages piracy. That would assume amazon has content people want to watch.

Name an amazon show…

See? You can’t do it. Nobody can! It’s like trying to name lost media from the silent movie generation. Nobody would know what you were talking about if you did name one.

BOW TO YOUR MASTERS, AND SUCK OUR DICK!!!

I remember 10 years ago looking at a calculator app in the android app store, and seeing the permissions. And thinking “WHY THE FUCK DOES A CALCULATOR NEED MY LOCATION, AND ACCESS TO MY PHONE CONTACTS???”

Fuck THAT.

Call it “the app formerly known as twitter”. It’s what the media does. It would piss off Elon, and it has a whole prince vibe to it.

Twitter has never, even dating back to it’s inception, never ever ever turned a profit. The whole reason Elon mockingly offered to buy it was because they were looking for, and struggling to find, a buyer. They just wanted to break even and walk away.

Instead Elon was like “Hur dur I got 43 billion for ya!” And Twitter was like “SOLD! No takesies backsies!”. And Elon was like “Wait, wut?”

And then Elon carried a sink through the lobby in protest.

I don’t know what to make of this. Regular tiktok just is sooooo offputting to me. The 50x overlays. The voiceovers which are the basis of the content, with the video that has NOTHING to do with the content. The chinese spying. It’s all just very bad.

But then I remember a federated version would be…different. I can’t imagine it would be like tiktok with text overlays. I can’t imagine the content would be similar either. It’ll be like “here’s the better way to sudo your linux…”

Which, as someone who doesn’t care about linux, I’d find it less offensive, but still wouldn’t care about it.

All in all, I’m not excited for it.

Pin at Cleveland Ohio.

“Location: Cleveland Tennesse”

Wut.