I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn’t get high

That fivehead is on point.

As a matter of fact, it does.

AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.

Nope.

I too enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.

I prefer ‘helmet’ myself.

These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?

Clearly it’s real, they didnt have AI in 1944

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More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

Well, I had to check. All I can say is good fucking lord man.

Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.

“I wish more of my bones were broken”

I caught grandma drinking out of the toilet bowl again.

Hangnails.

You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!

I fail to see a why a fridge would need a touchscreen in the first place. Like whats the reasoning?

Very unnerving picture

TIL about skeuomorphisms