Clown Country

I like your attitude, but no one is right all the time. I bet you burnt a pizza once. RIP your pizza

This person has people in their life. Their landlord and boss at work! You really need more then that? I know its already to many people for me.

The Chad’s body count needs a zero or two added.

Edit: i forgot that gay men were not an option for everyone.

I thought I was supposed to be the cringe king around here but… I abdicate the crown to you OP.

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back in the Bush days it’s pretty much all we had, they accept the possibility that they can lose elections.

Look how quickly we’ve forgotten bush v gore

Gatekeeping basic necessities behind paywalls is economic violence.

People pay for this shit?

The United States of America

Thank you so much! Always down to try a new matrix client. So much potential.

Capitalism is a national security threat

ITT:

Thank you for your contribution

Im so disappointed that this isnt a rick roll link

I define my dick to be broad. I declared it, and thus have manifested it into reality.

What other things should I will into existence with my new found powers?

You got soda in my vodka!

Eating ass, while low calorie, is not vegan.

Dont forget the fried food

Is that a liter of soda?

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