My underwear is only mediocre

Well I’m still alive, no longer incontinent, and cancer free so pretty good.

When do the death claws show up?

Or fraud

Buy a step stool. Toilets are expensive.

Do I get that animal’s hearing? If so, hit me.

Seems like everything is similar in size… what am I looking for?

And you’ll need it the day after you throw it away.

You’re right in that you don’t NEED them but it sure makes things a lot easier.

Not even using yunohost… just Debian and docker.

Dammit… 🤦‍♂️

Fuck this timeline!!!

Pick random people from each country to compete in each event and give them a year to train. We’ll see which country is the best.

For the Winter Olympics it will be Norway.

I hate this sorta thought process. He was sick. He was a serial killer. He had serious mental issues. He was making a fucking skin suit. Nobody is assuming this was or wasn’t because of the trans-sexual implications. It’s no different than the belly aching about the albino bad guys in The Matrix. It was a character not social commentary about all trans people for fucks sake.

Edit: There is nothing wrong with being trans. But if every bad guy in every movie or story is a straight white guy, the stories are gonna get kinda boring real quick.

It doesn’t feel like it to me. I want a layer of clothing between my ass funk and the sheets. Unless I’m changing the sheets the next day then I’m ok with it.

I wish I could get away from it. It’s too fucking depressing at times.

Speaking as someone who had an incontinence problem for a bit, you go through them quickly.

(Prostate cancer and prostatectomy if you’re wondering)

You know what? I think I could really go faster with a dick in my back…

Including CEOs

55 here. Nope hasn’t started yet.

I still laugh at farts, play video games, and have toys. The toys are just way more expensive now.

That laughter is infectious.

I hope that dog lives forever.

I’m just glad people were smart enough to realize the implications of “finding lost dogs”. I immediately thought this implied terrible surveillance uses. I asked my wife about how she thought this would work and she thought it was very sweet (she and I are both dog lovers). I said so how are they “identifying these dogs?” She went through the mental process… “they just take the footage and use the same facial recognition to see if a dog matches a missing one…. Oh yeah, that’s bad”.

I guess a lot of other people did the same thing.