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  • To the tune of The Longest Johns Got no Beard

    [chorus]

    Ain’t got bars, ain’t got bars,

    You can’t be a witch if you ain’t got bars!

    Ain’t got bars, ain’t got bars,

    You can’t be a witch if you ain’t got bars!

    [verse]

    I once met a hag in the woods alone

    She was old an wizened, this ancient crone

    Right beside her was her faithful cat (CUTE CAT!)

    But the top of her head seemed awfully flat

    She had eye of newt and wing of bat

    But you can’t be a witch if you’ve got no hat!

    [chorus]

    Got no hat, you got no hat,

    You can’t be a witch if you got no hat!

    Got no hat, you got no hat,

    You can’t be a witch if you’ve got no hat and you ain’t got bars