Before I fucked your mom

I think he was just meming.

Also, foxes defending their territory

I really, really, really like this image

We’ve met before, haven’t we?
I don’t think so. Where was it you think we met?
At your house. Don’t you remember?
No. No, I don’t. Are you sure?
Of course. As a matter of fact, I’m there right now.

I’m the only one who would see it.

It’s spooky ectoplasm.

A goth girl to use me for her pleasure. Then after, she’d suck and/or jerk me off and make out with me. Then comes the aftercare. We’d snuggle in bed and she’s say nice things to me like “good boy”, " you did a great job", “mommy loves you” and other stuff of that nature. Then we’d sleep.

I’ll sometimes hear what sounds like eerie cries of agony coming from the woods. I looked it up, it turns it was just foxes.

Probably. I think it had something to do with how it’s invoked in Nushell. I think it requires typing something different than what I’m used to. I searched it up and couldn’t find an answer and got pissed off and went back to Zsh. I’m not blaming Nushell, it’s just not for me. Nushell does have it’s own binaries for sha256 and md5, but I prefer sha512 even though it literally doesn’t matter for my use case.

i am smort

I tried switching to Nushell but certain things just wouldn’t work so I switched back to zsh. sha512sum wouldn’t work and there’s no native replacement.

This is really funny to read.

He probably doesn’t know how.

I’m tempted to send this to the family group chat.

It’s still pretty early but I’ve been consuming ~60 mg of caffeine daily whereas before it was probably 800 or so. I feel less anxious so far. I have practiced square breathing, it helps me sometimes. I sometimes find it difficult if i’m breathing heavily. I never considered daily breathing exercises. I’ll try it out. Thank you!

It’s not our fault we’re stupid. It’s the fault of capitalism.

I hope i’m not in that 54%.

awwww cute

I really enjoyed that. Thanks for sharing it!