They don’t have your SSN. How are they going to report it?

Even if they learn the registered owner, doesn’t prove who got the “ticket” and unlike a real ticket they can’t hold it over you with the DMV.

Quentin Tarantino is rather famous for this…

Your answer is basically “MS isn’t so bad, just don’t use MS”

You inspired me to do a little research on my local shitty mall and it turns out they didn’t get city permission for their little scheme, so all they can do is send you demands for payment, and if you get a bunch of fake tickets in 12 months they can threaten to tow.

Since I go there only a couple of times a year, sounds like I get free parking.

OK but what about that shitty mall that charges for parking and gives private parking tickets?

Now do Windows 11.

Windows/Mac fanboy wars went out of style 20 years ago.

too reel

You smell like swords.

Luns: I fokk (breed) horses

Kennedy: Pardon?

Luns: Yes, paarden (horses)

But will we ever have the chance to kill them?

At least he died doing what he loved.

“My intelligent argument offends imbeciles” is a coping mechanism for narcissistic assholes.

Nice amount of blistering. What was your baking/steam procedure?

Also, here’s my favorite photo angle, but I don’t usually cut straight into the middle like that.

Like a person who describes themselves as “brutally honest” but really only the first part.

Ah, the moron label

IDK your message but if you’re just shouting ‘NAZIs’ I think you should shut up.

They already sorta did the second one

This is too stupid to even debunk.

Two lovebirds with a voyeurism kink and neither self control nor common sense.