Terror Molecules Are Fake & Gay

1. Antibodies are not a correlate of immunity.
2. RNA can’t pandemic.
3. Virology is a corrupt shit academic field full of useful idiots and liars doing the work of eugenicists and tyrants.
4. Repeatedly sticking experimental poisons in your arm to get your lungs to protect you from invisible airborne cooties is fucking retarded, even once.
5. The Internet isn’t a place, it’s a thing, a thing with an off switch. It isn’t a truth oracle, it’s a brainwashing machine run by derpstate dsygenic midwits.

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Accidentally left out in the sun at the summer picnic. Olympic medalist in bullshit detection. Trust no one and verify. Begrudgingly often the only (grumpy) adult in the room. Use emojis to agree with me or else.

Unofficial motto: Light 'em up, burn 'em down

Mission statement: Help you grow as a person through shitposting, even if it’s only a few more layers of outer skin.

Protip: Your mind might grow back if you go out in nature and ignore the electric terror joo.