The dog image was stolen off Facebook. Reddit applied AI upscaling and added the phone to make it a “waiting for your call” template.

Nah, let the billionaires eat some radiation and bounce around at high velocity on landing

Significant figures go brrrrr :3

Eh, Nothing (the brand) still does a pretty good job of showing off circuit board and making them look modern. Ofc they have super fancy silk screen and the PCBs are black because, as you point out green PCBs just look old now.

Salad but >50% water = vegetable broth

Narcissists are all about their appearances to others. The same people that abuse and overpower in private do everything to seem like the nicest people in the world to others. They can just “oops I forgot” to the deadnaming, but taking away the airhorn by force in front of the rest of the family would show the animal inside that they make their entire lives about hiding.

Okay but, in a sub-freezing survival situation keeping a (carefully sealed) bottle in your improvised bedding for when you gotta go is legit good advice. Keep any bit of body heat you can.

Is cute and fluffy and you can pet and comfy uwu

No. We’re not ok.

Sincerely, America

It’s a fresh hot SCOP dog! With only minor traces of lead and radiation.

So even the fucking robots are grooming children now, and they’re still blaming it on drag queens…

Sorta. Shroom have “mating types,” which basically determines which ones can reproduce together. It’s the closest thing to a “biological sex” they have, though the similarities mostly end there. And yes, the split-gill mushroom has over 20,000 “sexes”.

Idea: tarpit, but let it escape after indexing about 10,000 instances of these silly maps generated by our own AI.

There were no food allergies because they died of anaphylaxis as infants. There was no autism because they were institutionalized as "mentally retarded,’ hidden from the public and often killed themselves. There were no gays because they had to hide or be lynched. There were no transgender people because they had to hide who they were, and many died by suicide. And they were “fine” with no vaccines because anyone who didn’t have a strong enough immune system Died. So get this bullshit out of here if you’ve ever relied on a young person to care for you, modern medicine to keep you alive, mental Healthcare to keep you from slipping into senile insanity, and the compassion of others. You’re still alive because your offspring saw your lack of empathy, and realized how important it really is…

A puppy baby

This is so obviously satire, who tf be downvoting?

Ask where they’re working so I don’t end up on the same shift

Be supportive. Make sure it’s a safe place that cares about their workers. And make she knows if anyone gives her trouble, she’s just gotta call me and he’ll be dead within the day.

Why AI?