I’ve heard that having a parrot for a pet is like having a perpetual 3 year old that can fly. Sounds like literal hell to me.

No. Reality ended in [REDACTED], this is a simulation.

The children yearn for the mines…

I decided to just go everywhere naked so I didn’t have to deal with this crap and people were all like “Do you even know Star Wars? Name 3 Hutts!”

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Got any… Grapes?

My desktop is kinda basic: SMB world 1-1, stretched across 2 monitors. The sky fades to a darker blue; I hate desktop clutter, so it’s just enough “art” so that it’s not a solid color.

I’m boring, lol, I’ll post the image when I get a chance.

I’m old enough to remember when a Big Mac Value Meal was $2.99 a McDonald’s

Something tells me she was probably spewing from her face hole about how the January 6th riots were justified…

no one should be a billionaire

Whose parents do I have to kill to make one of these billionaires into Batman?

Windows ME

Zero tolerance rules are so dumb. I told my kid if someone hits you, fight until I get there to pick you up since you’re going to get suspended anyway.

I feel like Hollow Knight’s difficulty was in the boss fights, you’d traverse pretty easily, then get stuck listening to a fucking Dung Beetle yelling “HOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!” while getting you’re ass kicked for 45 minutes.

In Silksong I’ve gotten my ass handed to me by improper platforming & random nobodies more times than I can count.

If it makes you feel any better, in the US to get an automatic rifle you also need a fuckton of money to pay for a tax stamp.

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Soft cricket chirp every 1486.52 seconds.

Is there anyone that finds this look attractive or is this all misguided attention seeking / mental illness?

The funny thing is, if you get a proper boxing license and someone dies, it’s the fault of the boxing commission and not the other boxer.

The Flettner is real; Maybe it’s added lower just to blur the line.

When you’re used to privilege, equality looks like oppression