Yeah I know… It was just a poor joke 🤷

Could an octopus get a boner? 🤔

Obviously, that’s what the “arms race” refers to. Birds used to have very strong arms which they used while racing in their super-fast arm bikes.

Thanks for mentioning that! 🖤

Exactly! Nowadays hardly anyone thinks about the shareholders!! Think about the shareholders!!!

More info: https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/29/8/22-1770_article

If you enjoyed it, I’ve collected a couple of others:

https://untalkative.one/reading:2019:good-stories

Reminds me this great story from a different era:

https://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/recovery.html

On a serious note, I really enjoy yerba mate-based (or should I write flavoured) elixirs. Or even yerba mate itself. Just saying! 🤷

That’s like… Your opinion, sis…

The Left controls your mother too.

Nah, he’s not that great… We already see him giving a silent nod to investors while ignoring how bad housing situation is in the country. Also, coalition with the left is mostly on paper - he claimed he’d clean up the mess with Catholic church reducing its funding. Now the church is getting comparable money from the new government. I don’t trust them.

Do you eat them too? Asking for a friend!

Is that number with us in this room right now?

Why marry a turd in the first place? 🤷

Your body? You mean body of knowledge?

But where’s Saddam? 🤔

It would be as good as letting MS Song Smith generate soundtrack for “Whiplash” 🤭

Hasn’t anybody told him what eating pussy means?

Could someone explain how they’re going to drive 407 km/h in traffic jam? Or in a city, in general?