Especially horrible when the interjection of the police weight message pauses the music just long enough to make you think it is a real human who picked up the phone.

Bro, I have actually ordered a pizza in the past, gotten a completely different size with a completely different order, and was too afraid to call back and ask for my actual pizza, because I didn’t want to bother the minimum wage people. I just threw it in the garbage.

That just means you’re not dead inside.

Her whole race is just a little bit problematic.

Of course. Seriously, you never have to ask when it comes to me Mostly because there’s no guarantee that I will see the request. Just go ahead and share it. We’re all here for memes and for fun! Share the love!

No, I’m usually naked.

I can fix you.

Well I don’t make content of it but I’ve shoved a fair few things up my ass of a decent size and my buttnuggets are the same size as always. Kegels help

OH I’D HAVE FUCKING VOTED FOR IT IF I SAW IT. THAT’S SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIT

And I would change nothing. The Good Place might be a perfect show

That is totally fair. I’m not saying that I don’t enjoy the fuck out of the show. I do. There is a reason I made all those gifs. Reddington is just beautiful to watch. And so is Aram but for different reasons. He’s so cute.

Same here. TomSka is a god and always will be but the dude is also a man. I hope he’s doing okay.

Nah I get it. And appreciate it <3 Life sucks enough… why make it worse, right?

Oh we had different opinions there. I was blown away

I did feel nervous doing it because I do get it. It can be annoying seeing it a lot and I didn’t want to over do it. Honestly… I didn’t even think about the fact that I was actually having posts added onto it. I just don’t like using the position I seem to have on Lemmy to aggravate people. I just wanna be fuckin chill and everyone else be chill. Not like I succeed in that all the time but still.

I’m just a sensitive lil gay boy lol

Yeah… that line also sent me over the fucking moon. “You mean use my cock?” and “So you wanna make my cock explode now?” also killed me

I’ve just gotta get more hard drive space to open it up.

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the show Fringe but I love it. Has a lot of Control vibes/flavor but came out years before. There’s an episode of it where a guy is able to sort of ‘predict’ certain events that are about to happen. Some level of precognition. Gets these vividly intense visions of a particular event and has to make it via a diorama or some type of artistic expression. Episode explains what is going on with him and why he can hear it. There are also a few other letters scattered throughout the Bureau that seem to suggest there are some inate abilities in a lot of people. I don’t know if I made this theory or read it in the game but I started to think that there were ‘psykers’ or something that the Bureau were keeping an eye on to be able to detect/notice various anomalies. Wondering if that poor fucker could be one of those.

Control had me begging for more and, luckily, it gave me more. The game having as many text docs as it does pissed off a few friends but made me ecstatic. SO MUCH LIVING IN THAT WORLD!

Can’t say that I have but I might have to

Am definitely surprised by I_Fart_Glitter considering I know them personally lol